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The tea party is not just a bunch of conservative pissed off redneck, the tea party is actually a liberal party. A classical liberal party. Liberal means "liberty" and that's means freedom, and that is what the tea party means. The United States view of liberal is allowing people to have sex, even if it's gay, or a threesome, or whatever, whenever they please. They are big on drugs and that stuff, but they don't believe in true economic freedom. The liberals are the ones that are not truly "liberal" and they are taking away our economic freedoms for a replacement of other "rights".
Your typical member of the tea party is truly you average working class American. They want their money and they want to be paid fully for what they work for, instead of spreading the wealth to unmarried pregnant teenagers on weed who live in California who are pretending to be bisexual.
Tea party = Average working American citizen
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This tasty little beverage is the result of brewing a freshly used pair of fat girl panties in boiling water. Pooch Tea is great for hazing or just to wet your whistle.
Hey Mom, could you pass the pooch tea please.
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The art of baggers dipping testicles in pollards grotesque dripping aids infested penis receiving flange shaped mouth
Yo, u did a tea bagley there.
Death by tea bagley - she choked on your hairy nut sack
Hickin tea bagged harriet.
hickin scat fetish loved tea bagging whilst scatting
i want to suck your scrote, please tea bag me right now. go on do a tea bagley then scat in my mouth, i love the scat. nowt better than a bit nutty scat. yeeeeaaa ahh haa i like it its nutty mmmmmm.
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Space-tea is some sord of pill with codeine (such as Tylenol 3 or pure codeine pills) ground to powder, and cocaine mixed into any type of hot tea. Codeine provides a great feeling while cocaine provides excitement and energy- great combo.
Hey I have some stuff to make space-tea, wanna come over and get fuckkked upppp?
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The Rule where anyone who answers certain questions with "T" or "Tea" etc. makes everyone a cup of tea.
It is unavoidable.
1:
Coop: Hey, Tom, what's that thing you put a golf ball on?
Tom: Tee?
Coop: Go on then
Tom: Why?!
Coop: It's the tea rule? Don't you get it?
2:
Coop: Hey, Tom, what's the 20th letter of the alphabet?
Tom: T?
Coop: Cheers, mate
3:
Coop: We're a team, right? And what's the first 3 letters of team?
Tom: T ... E ... A?
Coop: If you're offering, thanks!
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while the tea was tea-a-late-ing i was busy gettin the movie ready to watch
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to piss into ones mouth from an elevated Position
One time we were on this road trip and I had to piss so bad, I ended up tea kettling Nina. She was willing though.
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