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When you stick your thumb in a girl to see if it fits and she clamps down crushing your thumb
Have you heard about Scott?
Yeah, I heard he got Kentucky Thumb
A Kentucky thumb is When you go out shoot you your 50 cal. Cone in and stick your broken thumb into her
Hey babe I'm gunna give you a Kentucky thumb tonight
A new "explosive" sex position involving a thumb created after an accident with SLAP rounds
"Hey, man did you hear how I gave her the Kentucky thumb?"
"Shit man was it as explosive as Kentucky ballistic's rn-50 sebru malfunction?"
"Hell yeah"
What to do if your .50 caliber rifle explodes and puts a thumb sized hole in your chest
Putting your thumb in another hole where your thumb fits
Me: "Kentucky ballistics' .50 blew up the other day and put a hole in his chest"
Friend: "Did he give himself the Kentucky thumb?"
A sex position invented by kentucky ballistics where one inserts his/her thumb down someones jugular
-Hey Nick, how is it going with your new girl?
*IDK man, she tried to get me into doing the kentucky thumb on her last night
When you sever an artery, plug the bleeding artery, and then shove it up a girls ass while firing slap rounds out of your .50 cal
Person 1: Have you heard about Scott?
Person 2: Yeah He gave his wife the Kentucky Thumb a few weeks ago
Scott, Don't fire slap rounds out of your .50 cal, you can't do the Kentucky Thumb Again.