Random
Source Code
Random
When you and your partner are vigorously making love and right before climax, you pullout and cum in her ear.
Hopefully my girlfriend and I will celebrate our anniversary with the Guatemalan Q-Tip tonight.
When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.
Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip
the colorado Q-tip is a sexual move perfected by the rugged miners of Denver, Colorado. to execute this maneuver, one must first get into a position similar to 69. Then, the male proceeds to insert his fist into the females butt hole, pumping forcefully. Then you must accomplish the tricky task of peeing in the girl's ear.
Example One
“Yo Jake, I got my girl spunk drunk last night!” –B Money
“The Bitch put out?” –Jake
“YEEEEAH BOYEE! I gave her the Colorado Q-Tip!”
Example Two
"Shoot girl, it sure was weird when B-Money pissed in my ear last night!'
"you mean youve never had a Colorado Q-Tip before?"
18👍 24👎
Amanda was not at all surprised when she saw Bob's penis, it was a typical pickle tip.
4👍 3👎
When you are fucking a girl in the ass, and right when you are about to come, you stick an ecstasy pill to the tip of your dick and shove it back in her ass.
This girl said she wanted to try E up her ass, so I gave her the ol' poison tipped dart.
4👍 3👎
Canadian's reluctance to tipping, as in giving money for service... or taking the tip from the table when no one else is looking when leaving.
After his visiting host placed a generous tip for the six course meal on the table and headed towards the door, one of the Ontario locals lagged behind the group, nipper tipping the money before the waiter was able to come by to collect it.
3👍 36👎
tip of the penis is not homosexual. however; the shaft is homosexual.
Billy and I were running, naked. Billy falls in front of me, and I fall on him. The tip of my penis inserted into Billy's rectum. This act was not homosexual, due to no shaft penatration.
TIP AINT GAY
25👍 36👎