fermunda cheese

The shit that collects under some unwashed nuts.

I've got some mad fermunda cheese!

Fermunda Cheese?

Yeah, fermunda my nuts!

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sex cheese

The foamy amalgams of semen and fluid that urp out of a vagina during and shortly after intercourse.

"I usually keep an old towel handy to sop up all the sex cheese my girlfriend leaks on me."

"That's cool, I usually just use a dirty sock."

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Cheese and Rice

1. A way of saying Jesus Christ without really saying it.

2. An expression similar to Wow! or Holy cow!, used to express happiness, stupidity, or

1. "Cheese and Rice, that driver almost hit me!"

2. "Cheese and Rice Dave, You're so dumb."

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grilled cheese

A sandwich consisting of two pieces of bread, generally white, lightly toasted, and a piece of melty cheese, usually American or Cheddar, placed between them. Highly tasty.

I love grilled cheese sandwiches.

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cheese relish

Enjoying a period of extended sexual abstinence.
Extreme form of satisfaction derived from annoying someone.
Great pleasure obtained by focusing your attention on something that you feel passionate about like a job that makes use of your talents, or a particular hobby.

But Hilary, why are you so cruel with that poor soul?" "Hon... pure cheese relish!

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cheese dick

A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.

Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."

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cheese face

(n) The face you make whilst yipped on coke. Characterized by uncontrollable teeth grinding and grinning ear to ear.

Guy 1: Dude, I cant believe Hughes took two grams to his dome last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he was totally zooted, he had a power cheese face on all night, it was creeping me out.

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