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sometimes these guys are baby boys or crazy idiots, they like nudes and they're perverts and always horny
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Matt is someone usually overlooked. He really does care for everyone, but keeps his circle close. He isn't much of a conversation starter, and is quite shy when it comes to others he doesn't know well. Get to know him to have him let you into his circle. And, who knows? You might just find a new friend by doing that.
Person #1: "Man, I wish Matt would just talk to me for once"
Person #2: "How about you approach him first"
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another saying for "i love you"
a cute thing to share with a cute girl.
no one knows what you two are talking about.
around friends, family, in a strange new place with new people, or just at home chillin with your girl.
boy: so i guess im taking off.
girl: alright, call me later.
boy: ok sweetie.
girl: i love you.
boy: Matt Damon!
girl: matt Damon!
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On fifa, the act of shooting with so much power and from such an angle that the keeper palms the ball away, falling right to a team mate to smash into the open goal. Made famous by some kid who repeated this once up to 3 times in one game.
(player 1 smahes ball at keeper and then scores in an open goal)
player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!
In New Orleans-specific usage:
To not receive a position at work, in an organization, or elsewhere after initially having been promised that position.
Derives from Matt Damon being announced as the King of Bacchus for 2010. Later, once the Saints were doing well, Bacchus's spokespeople stated that the king would be Drew Brees instead.
Bob: Man, my boss told me 2 months ago that I'd be promoted to assistant manager but then he chose Kelly instead.
Mark: Haha, you totally got Matt Damon'ed.
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A sexual act in which two black males place three hot dogs in an ice cube tray (two residing on one half of the tray and one on the other) after which a gallon of apple juice is poured and frozen.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Girl 1: Why are you so tired today
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
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