Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.

I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!

Pick Me Girly

pick me girl meaning : Shirniqua Clark

she is such a pick me girly.

pick up order

when you get picked up by the popo.

I got locked because of a pick up order

cheese picking

leaving ur smega pile up and pick it

i did a bit of cheese picking last night

pick off

a prostitute; slut; a person who sleeps with so many guys

Sarah slept with 5 guys. She's such a pick off.

pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

pick dickle

The term you use when when you want to play with someone’s penis

Kelly: yea you see that hot guy over there? He’s a real pick dickle
Pam: no actually he’s kind of ugly I wouldn’t really like that