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vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.

Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

by Quakeulf March 30, 2006

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This isn't where I left my oatmeal

Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation

Facebook convo:

Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...

by MuchoMoney August 11, 2011


Nun-pizza w/ left beef

A pizza with no toppings except for beef but only on the left side.

It's a Nun-pizza w/ left beef. No example needed.

by Raticate0 April 1, 2023

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Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal

When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.

Damn it Dave that guy did a Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal and nearly cut me off.

by Overlord of Ducks April 1, 2021


Everybody looks to the left everybody looks to the right

it’s just a song popular on tiktok.

commonly found with a baby looking around

you: β€œeverybody looks to the left everybody looks to the right”

them: β€œohh I know that song!”

by jaci lol May 11, 2022


I felt cold, so I left.

A diplomatic way of saying "f*** you" when someone is ignoring you, being rude to you, giving you the cold shoulder, boring you with superficial talk, not showing they care, being cold and insensitive, etc.
The statement doesn't have anything to do with the weather but everything to do with how warm and caring someone is towards you, how interested is a person in your conversation.

He/She ignored me the whole time. I felt cold, so I left.

He/She doesn't care. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me the cold shoulder. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me a sly look. I felt cold, so I left.

by O'Hara Eyes October 26, 2018


You gotta be fucking my left nut

Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do

β€œBro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” β€œYou gotta be fucking my left nut”

by Real Ram October 10, 2019