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When one individual is "Tea-bagged" by two other individuals and both sets of testicles are placed on the first aforementioned individuals eyes creating the "Australian Dirt Goggles"
The first person to pass out is gettin' "Australian Dirt Goggled"
**Brian/Brianette Falls Asleep**
"Bring out the Australian Dirt Goggles"
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During the act of anal sex, the giver lifts the taker and runs them across the room, stuffing the taker's face in the toilet.
That hooker's breath stank so bad, I was forced to give her the old dirt road dunk just get through it.
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When you and your friends/homies have some serious facts that could possibly end someone's social life, you have "dirt." "Digging up dirt" simply means you are sharing that "dirt" with others.
"Digging up dirt" means sharing juicy information with others. EX: "Y'all, grab ya shovels I got some serious dirt."
"Oh snap, we're about to dig up some dirt"
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A guy who buttfucks someone who hasn't wiped their ass properly.
This particularly pertains to fat bitches whos pussies are too loose for anything smaller than a 1 litre bottle, and their husbands or boyfriends needing to fuck them up the ass. Since their are so fucking fat, they can't properly wipe their asses after taking a shit.
Guy 1: Check that out (motioning to the couple nearby). That's one huge bitch.
Guy 2: I feel sorry for her husband. He's gotta be a dirt star deviator.
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A brown dirt star that has gone through an intense bleaching and now is shimmering white.
Vanessa made all of her money when she opened a rafting company that turned brown dirt stars into white dirt stars all while enjoying an afternoon ripping down some class V's and getting pitted on some gnar waves.
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Demanding to pay infinitely less than what is expected.
You got a $500 apartment for $100 bucks? OH HELLLLL NOOO!! That's Soheil dirt cheap!
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