toast is the best thing ever with some butter on it and some honey on it mixed up together just try it.
The period that occurs before the roasting of an individual, to prepare someone to be roasted.
“We’re about to go toast Mike before roasting him for what he did yesterday at the party!”
“if Michael Scott was toasted before roasted, he would’ve accepted the roasting more gracefully.”
used instead of the phrase " that's what she said".
chris: did you go fishing today?
dave: yeah, i got A BIG ONE!
chris: TOAST!!
I'm lookin' for a fine ass piece of toast with green eyes
See that dude over there, he's toast af
The weirdest club in the school, worships toast. Often will have positions of power within the cul-I mean club. It may sometimes include sacrifices of the loaf to please the toast gods.
Fuck they might be a cult
The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)
John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich
Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?
John: Messy holmes!
Frank: Nioce
Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep
“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”