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The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
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A person with integrity and a strong moral compass whom will not be shaken or corrupted by critics and haters.
Dude, I don’t really care what they think at the end of the day « true gold fears no fire »
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The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.
Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.
1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."
2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."
3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."
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The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.
Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.
1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."
2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."
3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."
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A term President Obama assigned to high priced, fancy health insurance usually only affordable for the rich.
Here, it means really, really, REALLY big plans.
question: "What are you doing this weekend?"
Answer: "Dude!!!! I got super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans!! I'm off to Hawaii for some tasty waves and a cool buzz."
A gay man or lesbian that has never had any romantic or sexual commitments with the opposite gender.
Tyler is a double-gold star gay guy, because he has never had a date with a girl.
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A cabin for three people but only two sleeping at night so the third person and the second person has to have 4 hours of sleep.
I didn't get enough sleep because of the Indian Pacific Gold Twin Cabin.