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The best couple you will ever find, Will make hideous looking children and often go for dates at swings. At first they may appear friends but oh... its more than that! They will grow up to live outside Mcdonalds together talking about the good old days whilst listening to Justin Bieber. On their wedding day they will slow dance to 23 by Miley Cyrus followed by a twerk to I will always love you by Whitney Huston. They will grow overly obese due to the large amount of Chocolate caramel slice consumed daily. William And Bianca <3 Heart for life (BC + WK)
William: Babe lets go fetch us some cats, lets say 52, from the animal shelter.
Bianca: Aww your so sweet
William: I know I am, lets strut on down there dowg.
Bianca: OOHH WILLI WILLI BUM BUM YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME FEEL SWEG.
William And Bianca for life #hart
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A pretty okay guy who enjoys sitting on a cactus .
me: william giordano you should get a cactus and then sit on it, like sit and twist
will: uh thats gonna be a hard no from me
me:deal with it
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A Jamaican footballer often accused of farting during matches and known for punching other footballers in Jamaica he is blonde and smallish
stop farting you look like Jamie williams
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(1) Biggest idiot on the face of the Earth.
(2) Nuttier than squirrel turds.
(3) Short-sighted dumb fuck.
Gave up a great career so he can do today what he would be able to do after he retired from football a rich man.
George Bush got reelected, Dan - are you still here, or did you "go Ricky Williams on America?"
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one who chooses drugs over something good.
God, the dell dude was doing so well until he turned into a Ricky Williams.
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