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A particularly potent strain of marijuana originating from Southern Connecticut.
"Yo dude i just scored a diesel 20 sack of White Boner!"
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When you jack off so much that you cant jizz anymore. Insted a fart that sounds like a queef comes out.
Hutras on a lonely night. He jacks off to glee so much he boner queefs.
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A contest in which 2 or more people see who can achieve an erection first without visual or physical stimulation. These contests are generally announced at random and proven simply by showing the bulge in the pants. A boner race can not be announced if a contestant already has an erection. All contestants must start completely flaccid (this is of course based on the honor system). Cheating is grounds for immediate disqualification from all future boner races. The integrity of the sport must be upheld.
Initiator: I declare a boner race!
(time passes)
Winner: I win! Check out that hog!
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The temporary, lingering erection following an orgasm. Ghost boners typically only last for a short period of time.
Wife: "Are you ready to have sex again?"
Me: "No, this is just a ghost boner."
ghost boner erection dong sex orgasm
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The name given to the crappy, bammer pizza served at Papa John's. Papa's IN THE HOUSE!
Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa Boner's!
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A guy who can fill in for you when your girl wants to have sex and, for whatever reason, you are unable to handle the deed. A guy who will loan you his bone so your chick doesn't trip, and then will leave when the job is done.
Girl: What's wrong baby?
Boy: I don't know...i guess i'm tired or something.
Girl: Should I send dude a text and see what he is doing right now? Maybe he has a loaner boner I can use tonight?
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Baby boner? really? Baby boner.... is a babies boner
My baby gets a lot of baby boners
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