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When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil
Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg
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When one eats out a girl who's on her period
I totally was eating eggs last night. Messy, yet full of protein.
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A non-sequiter that implies excitement.
"Hey, there's a killer party this weekend!"
"Chicken and eggs!"
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Someone who eats a shit ton of fucking eggs day and night and gets no bangs (no intercourse)
That guy is a right Eggs Layton! All he does is eat eggs for every meal and never bangs any girls....what's he playing at!?
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An egg that is just so awesome it becomes a booty
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When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.
Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.
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A blooming egg is when you don’t make an eggs Benedict right and it just kind of unfolds all around the pot and “blooms” 😊 baboom , that’s what it is -Shinae
When ur eggs Benedict isn’t cooked right it’s a blooming egg
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