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when smoking weed, after the initial comeup hype wears off and ur just beautifully faded, and u just lay down and bask in the joy of life
dude the big chill just hit. dude im faded as fuck rn.
Pronouns used by closeted gay men to locate other closeted gay men. Or by femboys to locate other femboys
“Their pronouns are Big/Cock.”
“That’s pretty gay.”
Or
“Hi my pronouns are Big/Cock!”
“Oh so you want me to fuck you senseless while you wear a hermione hogwarts costume.”
Kyle is being a Big Pus. Correction, Kyle is the definition of a Big Pus
Nick names for Santa Claus
The big man in the red suit was coming down the chimney on Christmas Eve.
A dead guy from 1916 called William Charles Gilbert, who I am apparently the great-grandson of. Dude literally went to war. He really is Big Willy
I saw Big Willy in the census for 1921!
The kind of guy who thinks he's protecting someone from someone else with a knife by shooting them, rather than disarming them. Shooting is quicker, and there is less risk of injury to the officer involved, but it's also irreversible to the person getting shot and to their family.
There is no easy way to keep somebody who really wants to cut somebody up from doing it, but Officer Big Daddy does have more options than one, even if he doesn't like the hard ones that go with wearing a badge. If you really don't want to have to do anything physically hard at a time you least want to, there really are other jobs you won't endanger people at by making split second decisions that take a life, and assuming that it was always the right move.