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I like your chungus you like me my gucci shoes
shorty girl, with the skechers on wanna hold your hand make you my girl
A young girl who will get away with whatever they want, because they’re a tall, usually blonde, annoying, they’re an attention whore, and they continue to talk sh*t on everyone and don’t pay the price.
Girl 1: that girl over there never gets introuble for talking sh*t on me but i get introuble for talking shit on her
Girl 2: She sounds like a Golden Girl!
Another way of saying Betty White (Bet-he-white).
“Bro can you believe that dude got hired again after all the allegations and multiple losing records!?”
“Never heard of him, but this some golden girl shit, right?”
“Yeah, he is for sure white.”
Pennfield vsco girls school : these girls are usually the loudest ones at lunch. Although the VSCO trend is over, it’s not for them. These people will usually call you “bestie” after first conversation most likely so you will give them homework answers and post the shit out of their yearly wildwood trip with their friend in which they will get in a Snapchat beef with the week later and crop them out of all their photos. Their drip consists of scrunchies and vineyard vines. These people walk in a large group (usually at the mall) and laugh histaricly when you walk by them at the mall.
Person in group: ok Emily, what did you put in slide five of our group presentation we had 2 weeks to work on thats due today that you were supposed to work on?
pennfield VSCO girls: eudhdbjrjedk that was due today?!?! Hahaha loll bestieee do it for me and we will be bestieessss
Other Person in group: has left the chat
Girl shorts are for girls that attract men who have ass Fetish and are most likely to use their dumb fucking pick up lines that aren’t even good. Girl shorts show the ass of girls and sometimes the butt crack that everyone would be surprised of and she will be unaware that it’s even there.
Nene: hey girl you a refrigerator? Cause I wanna eat you up and open whatever’s inside of you
Jane: is it because of my girl shorts?
I know wha you here for.
Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
Ride it like a cow girl >:) daddy