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a cute and less awkward way to say you masturbated clitorly
"Sorry man id come over but tonight I'm hanging out with Calum hood it's been a while"
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A handjob where the receiver has their penis outside their underwear but still inside their pants. Commonly used in nightclubs and music festivals. Allows for freedom of movement hence a satisfying handjob, but it can be done in public.
‘Met this girl at the club last night and she gave me an inside out chicken twistie on the dance floor’.
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“Beat the Hell Out of MEE6 Day” is a day celebrated on July the 19th every month by bullying the discord bot “MEE6.”
Since today was Beat the Hell Out of MEE6 Day, my friends and I took the day off so we could bully MEE6.
Something you don't have. And I don't have.
"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"
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something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.
"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"
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National Holiday founded by Sam Roberts celebrating the peak of "black church" experience. Officially celebrated the 1st Sunday in May, church goers across the country post pictures of themselves knocked out by the holy ghost on their social media. All in fun, this holiday was created for church kids and members across the country and world to have a wholesome but entertaining day as a community.
Did you see the posts for National Fall Out In Church Day? Hilarious!
Placing your lips and sucking on the female milfs ass hole until she releases the winds of the gods upon your face
Person 1- “Ellie’s mother is a milf”
Person 2- “I would like to suck the fart right out of her”