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A female who is extremely talented at fellatio that she can suck your toes till they pop.
Veronica sure is ugly, but she can suck the pop out yo’ toe...
Make like a fetus and head out is a play on make like a tree and leave, referring to a fetus entering this world head first. It is a pun and means: go away! or leave now!
"make like a fetus and head out" he shouted whilst pointing at the door.
When someone is in argument or playing with someone and says “i will knock you ass out” they really mean they will beat you up and make sure your sleep
“I will knock yo ass out bitch”
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When you get chocolate ice cream and it looks like when you shit and there’s corn in it but u get 10 scoops of it because it’s the trend
*walks in a ice cream restaurant*
I’ll take the finest scoop out ya poop shoot
An excuse to get someone to shut up.
"Hey how was your day?"
"Sorry, I'm getting the oxen out of my bed."
"Oh, alright."
What a less-than-honorable person WOULD like to hear --- i.e., "Approach me and I'll give you money, food, or something else desirable" --- rather than the stern "show yourself peaceably" command uttered by a firearm-wielding lawman.
Delinquent teen in the overnight lock-up: So... what got YOU in trouble?
Second delinquent teen: Oh, I was out raisin' Hell the other night, and Johnny Law showed up, so I ducked into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster. I didn't hear the cop properly when he called to me --- I thought he'd said, "Come **up** with your hands **out**," so I stupidly dashed right out and ran up to him with my eager hands held out, thinking he was gonna give me a hamburger or pass me a few bucks... instead, he merely slapped da cuffs on me!
Will you go out with me?
National ask a girl out day