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On September the 10th of any year it's your lucky day you get to ask out you crush and they have to say YES 😉
You: hey it's ask out your crush day wanna go out with me
Her:shit
Also her : yes
1. A phrase used against people who search up stupid stuff like: How to get a girlfriend?
It can be used as a peaceful substitute for Imma beat the shit out of you
Son: *searches how to get a girlfriend*
Dad: imma milk the hell out of you, son!
October 14, cut out every person who does not make your life better
I blocked * bc she’s toxic happy cut out toxic people day
Ask out your crush that plays baseball
Ask out a baseball boy day
Go get him!!
A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.
The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.
A manly respose showing no compassion to an individual whos been fucked over
"Michelle just broke up with me"
"Get your dev bits out"
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when your high school forces you to get up in front of your class or in some cases entire school to recite a shitty poem regardless of social anxiety or not. Symptoms occur when you did a horrible job from shaky movements, horrible eye contact, and forgotten lines resulting in a buzz that makes you want to vomit and die.
Person 1: How did you do in the Poetry Out Loud?
Person 2: Not too good man. I got the Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues.
Person 1: I do too. Wow our high school hates us.