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I need to get some fresh jorts, i just had a Big Dutt in my pants.
One of those burgers you get at a restaurant that are so fucking huge it’s like it could devour you.
Person 1:”What’d you get at Apple Bee’s”
Person 2:”I got a Big Daddy Burger, haven’t been able to walk since.”
When a guy has a bigger dick than you and steals your significant other
Don’t let the big dick bandit get close he’ll steal your bitch
A guy who has a massive penis that steals another’s man’s girlfriend.
The man at the club said, “Watch out hood your girlfriend right, here comes the big dick bandit”
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit
The newest mainstream meme of 2019. BIG. BAD. BOWERS. The mythological creature assumes the form of an over-tanned boomer who deems itself to be “The Dean of Global Discipline”. Going by the myth;
1. The creature follows you home afterschool.
2. The creature waits.
3. The creature enters at midnight...
4. Steals your vapes.
5. Slides a slip for “Saturday School” underneath your pillow.
Person 1: “OMG I SAW THE BIG BAD BOWERS TODAY!”
Person 2: “The who?”
Big Bad Bowers: “Good Better Best. Never Let It Rest Until Your Good Is Better And Your Better Is Best!”
Persons 1 & 2: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”
*shits themselves*
Drinking coors banquet and smoking a cigarette
Look at big daddy dink he's drinking a coors and smoking a cigarette
big fat bitch ugly mf
yeah. big fat bitch ugly fat yard fatty watty.
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