I Shot My Wife

a shitpost Discord server ran by Duarte, best discord server in the world with members like Bliky, Peter Griffin, Mr. Breast and CEO of Wish.cum. it is the best server in the world with emotes and stickers and much much more

Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
Guy 2: Here *sends I Shot My Wife link*
Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

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I was on the bus with it

The act of getting road head while driving a big vehicle.

Bro, how did things go with that girl last night? "I was on the Bus with it"

I still see your shadows in my room

That song from the fortnite live event

I still see your shadows in my room cant take back the love that i gave you its to the point where i love and i hate you

i said ok

I'm sorry i don't wanna hear u right now

daniel :yo i am mad hungry

ock:i said ok

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

iand i kow he wont

A little boy named "Trition" got into a discord argument with big gigachad boy "xaern" and caused him to type out this abomination of a word.

-Trition: "iand i kow he wont"
-xaern: "What the fuck did you just say"