fish fuck

Name for a Heavy Metal band in Ohio that started out in 1993

Fish Fuck released 6 cd's in 2006 alone.

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Swedish fishing

The act of pulling your gilfriend's tampon string out of her bloody vagina with your teeth like a fish biting a hook, and then slapping your gilfriend in the face with the bloody tampon with it still in your teeth.

Jimmy: Wow samantha your face is really red!
Samantha: Yeah because Robert did some swedish fishing last night

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Red Fish

This is a term that is often used by plummers referring to a bloody feminine hygiene product that has been flushed, therefor causing an obstruction.

Sir, I think I found yer problem! The wife musta flushed a red fish down yer shitter!

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Floppy Fish

When you lick both sides of your hand and jiggle it rapidly in a woman's vaginal area.

"I was skeptical about the Floppy Fish, but I tried it, and it felt sooo good!"

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Fish Filet

A slap to the cooter.

Man that broad was actin up so I had to give her that Fish Filet. Popularized by the musical talents of Kanye West and Jay-Z in the song "Ni**as in Paris"

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Koi Fish

(noun) A shy person.

Background: Koi is a homonym with coy, which means shy.

E: Don't be koi fish now. Call me sometime baby.

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fish hooks

In Texas Holdem' Poker when in you are dealt a pair of jacks with the two starting cards known as you're pocket cards.

John was dealt fish hooks

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