R=U Theory

1. The most annoying debate in Final Fantasy history.

2. The Final Fantasy 8 theory which states that Ultimecia is Rinoa's future self.

3. A proven theory.

Guy: Ellone knew Seifer, Zell and Irvine.

Girl: But when Ellone takes Squall to Rinoa's past, you view her thoughts. which proves the R=U theory.

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Bathroom U-Turn

When you take a shit, leave the stall, turn right back around, sit down, and take another shit.

lul mah boiiii made a bathroom u-turn after 2nd dinner done got served.

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i </3 u

"I </3 you" means I don't love you.

Just as "I <3 u" means I love you.

Boy: I <3 u!
Girl: I </3 u.
Boy: Why?
Girl: There is someone else. Sry.
Boy: =(

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wat u sayin

a way of greeting someone when you see them, a sign of respect. Like an alternative to saying wassup or hello

wat u sayin bruv
wat u sayin, we blazin down my endz

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Kut U up

Kut-U-Up is an Indie punk band that formed in the late 90's. The band is made up of Chris Cote on Bass, Brendan Raasch on Drums and Brandon Parkhurst and Micah Mattson on Guitar. They all sing, but mainly just Chris and Brandon. They went on the Pop Disaster Tour with Green Day, Blink 182 and Jimmy Eat World. They are mainly what the movie Riding in Vans With Boys was about. In 2002 they let out their First, and so far their only cd, "Pulled Over...your Eyes are Telling Me Different Son.." The best songs are "Sailed to Far" and "Have's, Have Nots". Brandon and Micah are also in the band Yovee. And yes, in the movie, Billie Joe Armstrong branded Chris' Botton with a pool stick.

"The have's/ the have nots/ the don't care's/ don't wanna's"
-The Have's, The Have Nots"

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Cheltenham U-Bend

Arranging oneself in such a position that when one sticks one's nose up the arse of a partner, and the partner farts powerfully, the gas enters the nose of the first party and leaves the mouth - thus tickling the balls of the farter.

Hmm that were a reet powerful Cheltenham U-Bend there our Kes.

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U-Boat Butterbrot

German submarine sandwich. Consists of German salami, onions, sauerkraut, pickles, pickled herring, and german mustard (senf), piled onto a loaf of light rye bread.

Hedley had a choice to make. Did he want the regular Italian sub or did he want to risk the U-boat Butterbrot, which like its submarine namesake held the smell of danger about it.

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