5-on-2

n. Name for an illegal wrestling move (usu. performed by females) in which one who has no means of escaping the hold of another wrestler, so instead places their hand on opponents testicles and crushes them.

"She challenged me to a wrestling match and I almost had her pinned till she pulled the old 5-on-2..."

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2(A-7)

The formula for the oldest aged person you can date before it is considered indecent, where 'A' is equal to your own age.

My age is 16, so using the formula 2(A-7): 2(16-7)=18. Therefore, the oldest aged person i can decently date is 18.

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Halo 2

A game in which 10 year olds battle over who is the bigger loser.

STFU fag! You suck! I am so cool! Oh no, my retainer fell out!

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2 Gryphon

Born Matthew Wayne Davis on August 11, 1972, 2 Gryphon is a furry "comedian" who does rant videos on YouTube. His most well-known video features him saying that people who can't handle being cyberbullied should kill themselves. His boyfriend was also arrested for downloading CP on a computer. Matthew is also known for throwing a tantrum on social media when due to bad publicity, his appearance at Anthrocon 2017 was cancelled.

2 is also known for being very right-wing, to the point of almost being a Nazi, since there are screenshots of him saying he's going to promote an altfurry chat.

Kevin: Man, did you see 2 gryphon's newest rant? It's so funny!
Ian: Are you sure about that?

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January 2

We’re u get to take a shit and then put it on someone

Girl 1:Hey do u know what day it it’s todau I forgot
Girl 2:It’s January 2 u know what todays meaning is?
Girl 1:nope
Girl 2:ok
Girl 1:here u go

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Destiny 2

im gooud

Destiny 2 is a dead game (jk i love this shizz)

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2 and a wakeup

meaning in jail that yuo have 2 days and a wakeup left

1:hey man when u gettin out
2:i only got 2 and a wakeup left then im gone

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