i-pud

A person who must wear his i-pod everywhere he goes in public; often seen nodding head to music in a delusional attempt to look cool and trendy. Frequently spotted at bus stops, college campuses and coffeehouses.

Cf. Bluetool. A bluetool thinks he is important, while an i-pud thinks he is cool.

I walked passed your boyfriend today on my way to class, he didn't say hi, he was being a total i-pud.

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I Knew It

What to yell out when something you were hoping didn’t happen that you were expecting to happen did end up happening.

Me leaving my friend’s house: I feel like I forgot something.
Me: *Sees my phone is not in my bag*.
Me: I KNEW IT!!!

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three i's

Intelligence, Integrity, Intensity

If I use my "three i's" I can do anything

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i forgor

a retarded way to say 'I forgot'

'What do you think about my new hat'
'I forgor'

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I Dunno

How lazy people say "I don't know.".

Mom: What do you want to eat?
Kid: I dunno.

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And I OOP

WHAT A DUMB BITCH SAYS BECAUSE THEY THINK THEIR A FUCKING “VSCO GIRL”

Becky-And I OOP

John- BECKY SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SLUT

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I

I saw you this am…
Guess what?
My legs started to shake …
I thought of a few things…
I don’t know if you post under bluexxx, but incase you do… I did something.
Also, I never posted on 4u2. Not me!

The thing I did, was pretty cute..
I just get these ideas with you!!!
If only you knew how much I love you!!!

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