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National “Be Nice to People Named Ashley” day
Person 1: “Woah, Ashley is super cool!”
Person 2: “Why are you saying that? You hate Ashley.”
Person 1: “Oh, because today is April 19. It’s National Be Nice to People Named Ashley Day.”
National set your friend and her crush up!
Your friend: i’m so grateful it’s april 19th!
You: I got just what you want girl
Your gf has to go to a family bathroom with you and fuck
Boy:hey it’s May 19 yk what that means
Girl:I’ll meet you in the family bathroom
A day where you send nudes to the people you love.
Guy: “it’s May 19th and I’ve been waiting for this day all year”
Friend: “sure bro, just give me a sec”