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Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle

Toilet seat killer executed

by tenzla June 22, 2021


rice killer

A label for a food that pairs amazingly with plain white rice, so as to cause the rice to be "killed" (eaten) without needing any other dishes.

I love eating rice with Lao Gan Ma, it's an amazing rice killer.

by imaguy124 June 26, 2023


killer stick

another word for a knife.

"i have a killer stick!"

*everyone runs with fear*

by irieomgfunny/面白い December 12, 2022


Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.

Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 23, 2019


Serial dog killer

Someone who's killed more than one dog.

She was the one who shot the dog when the guy she ordered to do it said he wouldn't do it. Since it wasn't her first time shooting a dog, that made her a serial dog killer.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020


killer kootch

Kootch so Strong it will Take your Life.

Beware of the Killer Kootch on the loose, it will snatch your life force.

by Mary Puffins May 15, 2022


killer margins

Margins so good only a killer could achieve them. Since it takes very little money to kill someone, most of the money killers make are pure profit.

Sammy made 40% from his $100,000. That’s some killer margins.

by Son415 January 23, 2021