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When you go balls deep in a bitch and you can't get your nuts out her vagina (:
Guy 1: I went so deep in her I got lost lemons
Guy 2: wow.
A question confidently asked by a person that has given the appearance of being knowledgeable in the subject but really is not. Can be just the two of you or can be a group of you talking.
i.e. i was speaking about a construction site with a group of people and a girl nodding along jumped in with "iv always wondered, how do they hang drywall when its raining and not ruin it?... That's a Lemon Question, derived from interviews given by Don Lemon and the numerous times he asks a "Lemon Question".
A Question asked by a person pretending to know far more about a subject then they do.
The question will not make sense and reveals how little they know.
, thus revealing how little they do know.
"i was talking to the new guy about the job site when he asked me how they hang drywall in the rain. That lemon question is why he doesn't work here."
Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.
Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy
lemon tart is a submissive person who loves getting pegged. lemon tart is a sensetive person physically and mentally. can be good though
oh lemon tart here you go again with your attitude it's not my fault jequavia isn't our kid. now come here
The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!