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The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.
Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
start a course of action, particularly a nuclear conflict.
“No single leader has the authority to press the button, thankfully, launching nuclear weapons requires a complex sequence of approvals.”
When you cum on a girls stomach and let it dry up in her belly button, and then pull it off like a waxing strip
Person 1: Wow your navel is so clean today! How’d you do it?
Person 2: Thanks! Kyle have me a Nepalese belly button cleanse last night!
To get better at something.
If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons
The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
Daniel Buttons are very hot and love to be around people. Daniel are the class clown at school and very athletic. Daniel’s make funny jokes and when you have a daniel as a best friend you are very lucky. Daniel’s love playing football and makes friends easily. Daniel’s get into trouble at school because they do stupid things and say something stupid. Daniel’s make the class feel fun and when he is out people wish they were there.
Wow! Daniel Button is so good at football. I wish I could date him.
When your smoking while playing a video game and you forget to ash and you find your lap covered in ash or an extra long ash thats just about to fall but carefully balance it to the ashtray after the level is finished, This is common in driving games, or fighting situations.. Ash often falls during a slight button push, also know as one puff levels, as you only get one puff and the cigarette finishes before the level does..
Smoker 1: Im going to win this race,
Smoker 2: nup
smoker 1: told ya i would win, shit i just wasted a whole smoke on that run,
Smoker 2: F U!!!
Smoker 1: Ash button baby!!!!!!