One who shits in a blasting, splatering manner.
"Look at that toilet bowl! Man, someone around here is a real ass sprinkler."
The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.
After an intense butt fucking, Jen had ass relish leaking everywhere.
A prolapsed asshole. Result from shoving large things up your ass.
After Christine got anal fucked by Jamal, she had a large Ass Pastry.
When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.
Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!
Someone who gets into your business.
Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.