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baseball cards with slave owners on them
-Dave chappelle
our "american money" looks like baseball cards with slave owners on em
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Unlike in Ireland, where one can be easliy defined as Irish, defing someone as American is inaccurate seeing as the country is roughly a hundred times bigger. Because America is so large, we actually have to specify what blood we've got in us when talking to each other. And there is no prouder blood to claim than Irish blood,(one could maybe argue Italian), because they had to put up with a lot of crap and prejudice(not nearly as much as the blacks, but a close second)
1.)Blacks and Irish need not apply
2.)Real Paddy: You're American
Irish-American: I'm Irish-American, America's a big fuckin country.
Paddy: You don't count, you're a yank, a wanabe.
Irish-American: My grandparents were born in Ireland, I think that gives me some big fuckin ties to it, you elitist douche.
Paddy: Feck off
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Ok I play football and you clearly have no idea the dificulty of the sport its probably because you guys are too big of pansys to actually play. rugby isnt has good becuase euorpeans play it and they are all weak pansys if my man TK who weighs 250 lbs squats 400 n benchs 350 hits you you aint gunna be moving and his wussy "pads" are going to become a weapon. Football requires extreme endurence becuase we were those "wussy" the trap in body eat making us hotter and more dehydrated but there are no brakes for water the NFL is the only thing with commercial brakes,assholes
TK plays american football and he sall a rugby player the rugby player is now in the hospital
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A total fan of the whole American Idol experience.
An American Idolater Tivos the show, follows the contestants on the web on various fan sites, and will go see any traveling musical that a former contestant is in.
American Idolaters also know exactly how much money Simon Cowell has made from music rights, and will critique Paula Abdul's clothing and use phrases of hers in conversations.
Joe is such an American Idolater! He called me at 11:45 PM to report on the latest show news.
He's disappointed in this season's contestants, however. Not enough drama for him.
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Any American made vehicle . Typically decorated with flag stickers and buy American decals to indicate a complete lack of global sourcing knowledge. An American shitbox typically contains less us sourced content than a Toyota or nissan. Typically American shitboxes cost substantially more than the trailer they are parked in front of when new and drop in value rapidly.
Bring me my jumper cables, I'm going to fire up this American shitbox
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first of all:that album has about 35% good songs on it...
second:the album that was made for people that say they are "skata's" and people who say they are punk.....
to taylor and all: that wasnt the only album they made you dildo's....
a year ago....
mackenzie:what are you listening to?
me:green day
mackenzie:ooo...what cd?
me:dookie...:)
mackenzie: DOOKIE?!?!?HAHAHAHAHAA THATS RETARD MUSIC.they suck!!
1 year later....
me:hey mackenzie what are you listening to?
mackenize:boulevard of broken dreams
me:*shudders* o do you like any of their other cds?
mackenzie:ehhh i think it starts with a.....d?
me:dookie?
mackenzie:YEAH!!!!ITS AWESOME!!
enough said
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When the girl you are raping won't shut the fuck up.
I hate it when they put up an American Shoemaker
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