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National Pheobe bridgers falling off a sheep day
“hey fellow pharb, today is august 23 2003, national pheobe falling off a sheep when she was a kid day!”
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Contrary to popular belief, August Bank Holiday Island was not discovered by the Python expedition, rather it was first sighted on October 8th 1971 by those intrepid explorers Tim Brooke-Taylor, Dr Graeme Garden, and Bill Oddie.
August Bank Holiday Island is situated midway between Easter Island and Christmas Island.
only the best day to ever have a birthday.
My birthday is on august 12th, 1988 so I must be a badass.
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This is the day when the god arises TYLER CHICKEN, he eats out your booty hole, in search of chickens just like him
August 20 ith is so fun and yummy cause a sexy guy named Tyler eats out my butthole.
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This is the day where the worst people are born. They're mostly manipulative and/or hypocritical. I mean they're an August Virgo what do you expect.
Girl 1: Omg girl he's born on August 31st
Girl 2: Ew what, he's an August Virgo those are the worst
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literal cunt pussy ass bitch that cries whenever his girlfriend can’t chill with him. get a fucking life and stop being such a fuck up little pussy and crying over shit that doesn’t matter. it makes it harder to open up you dumb fuck.
wow you were born on august 16?! you suck!
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