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When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.
First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.
Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.
You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.
Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?
Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.
Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*
Guy1: Hahaha!
Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
When a father becomes a coach so his kid can play all the time!
A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.
She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.
He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.
To add an extreme meaning to something
It’s hot as dagle balls in here. That party sucked absolute dagle balls.
the impact spending money has on one's ego.
kerry: i got a parking ticket last night and a cab would have been much easier. what a sixty-dollar punch to the wallet balls.
taylor: dude, dropping four hundo on new speakers took serious wallet balls. nice work.
The name given to the firm yet squishy balls of phlegm often coughed up by smokers. Named after Australian woman Alex Skinner, the gelatinous ball of tar and mystery substance can be squished between two fingers and still retain its original form.
Gross, I just coughed up a Skinner Ball
Lemmy’s balls are yellow balls with orange stars on them, lemmy’s balls are amazing and are owned bye lemmy Koopa, one of the koopalings, Bowser’s 7 “children”, lemmy’s balls are bouncy, squishy, wonderful, beautiful, and they look cute
I was playing some Super Mario Maker 2, when I stumbled upon a level titled lemmy’s balls, I played it and there were a lot of lemmy’s balls, it was an amazing experience.