River Roach

Derogatory word. Racial slur used to describe Latinos who swim across the Rio Grande as illegal immigrants. Synonym: wetback.

That illegal mexican is a River roach.

Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.

Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!

Rivers (last name)

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.

"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers (last name)"

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Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

fell in the river

There are four different terms for fell/falling in the river

Actually falling into a river
Passing out after drinking way too much at a party

Getting wasted

Tripping and falling in a spectacular way

Dude, Judy's sister just fell in the river, now she's mad and soaking wet

Last night i fell in the river at Steve's bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!

Watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she's trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots

Sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

River Stan

A child who stands River Roberts. They suck.

“What a river stan”