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Probably one of the most underrated DJ's ever.
Has been producing for quite some time, but is just now becoming known since people realized trap music is actually some good shit.
Toured with Skrillex, Valentino Khan, ETC! ETC!, UFO, and many others, and is now headlining some events.
A very large chuck of his music has been given out free, too.
Dude: Hey, have you heard of Bro Safari?
Ignorant Dude: Bro whut?
Later that night...
Ignorant Dude: *checks out Bro Safari*
Ignorant Dude: *Mind is blown by sheer dope-ness*
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A set of codes for friends to live by: No friend shall date, talk to or hangout with another friends X girl unless he is approved to do so.
John broke bro code by hanging out with Bob's X girlfriend without getting approval first.
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What you call it when a guy's pants are so tight that you can see the bulge of his package. Like camel toe, but for dudes.
Jerome: Oliver, how do you like my tight new workout pants?
Oliver: Shit, get away from me, bitch. You got bro toe!
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boy: whats goood?
Girl: i punded a pinot grigio, while recieving cunnilingus.
BOY: you a lady bro
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Shoes that all the fratty dudes wear, new balance 990s.
Random person: why the hell is that guy wearing dad shoes?
Other person: you mean those bro cruisers.
Random person: is that what they are?
*Frat Bro heard in the distance* "dude those are siiiiiiick brah"
Bro-tension is a social phenomenon that occurs when two bros interact, but one or both are mad or bitter about the past (usually about another bro), resulting in passive-aggressive behavior. While hugging it out could relieve the bro-tension, it usually never happens.
"Dude, whats going on between Dwight and Antonio? They don't really talk to each other anymore."
"I dunno, man. They've been fighting about which one of them is Kevin's true best friend."
"Ahh, its that bro-tension."
The type of guy a woman dates during her directionless phase and not caring whether or not he is a fully functioning adult with aspirations beyond being a basic fuckboy. More likely than not she is dating him till it gets boring and her ambitions will carry her elsewhere while he tries to recapture the glory of his adolescence but with no actual plan beyond where to "get lit." This is the guy that if a woman's period is late while dating him, she will legitimately panic because the thought of keeping him is absolutely opposite to the concept of a healthy relationship or for that matter a partnership in co-parenting.
Friends don't let friends get knocked up by a starter bro.