Alfie Brooks is a plonker who likes to eat chocolate orange and drink hot chocolate all the time . they like to make fun of people that can’t spell however can be nice depending on who u are . Alfie Brooks favroute people are people who are funny kind or otherwise known as poppy . Alfie is over all a donut but very likeable somehow Alfie Brooks is also a Tory
hey who’s that he looks like a rick dis Tory
oh dw that Alfie brooks
Alfie brooks is a rich kid Tory Who loves hot chocolate . Alfie brooks however seems very likeable and is because of his humor and the only people who don’t like him are people who type very long paragraphs that Alfie dosent want to read . Alfie is trustworthy but might moo at u in science . His fav people are still : poppy poppy-willow and poppy willow fry
hey who’s that he looks like a Tory ?
Oh yeah that’s Alfie brooks
When you get absolutely 0 girls and have the biggest tits even when you're in a room with Lana Rhodes can also mean a person with homosexual nature
Guy one: "you're stupid"
Guy two: "shush mate you're George Brooks"
So funny sweet and rock solid, in other words he's a fucking monster. He will make you feel like the only girl in the world that's ever been loved, he's very hot ,sexy and intelligent you have to be kooky to date this geeza
Jack brook- hard as fuck and not just in bed 😉
Pronounced as ‘Beechers Brook’ —
(Noun) The perineum, male or female; the area between the anus and vagina or scrotum. Named after the notorious fence of the Grand National horse race event at Aintree Racecourse, Liverpool, England.
As Sir Tarquil Smallbone slipped his throbbing gristle into Lady Ethel’s love tunnel, he knew that only the small partition of her Becher’s Brook lay between him and a journey up her Bourneville Boulevard.