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When a man pours Kung pow Chicken in his testicles and then his partner eats it
My girlfriend laquanda was mad at me So did the Chinese Basket trick for her and she was so pleased, she said it was the best salty kung pow chicken she ever had
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a racist term that denotes that something is completely haywire. When one says that something is as "hosed up like a Chinese fire drill" it means that there is a massive confusion going on. The complexities and complications of the Chinese language is probably a factor in the use of this term. Still, it's a racist term to use because it implies that Chinese people don't have their shit together. Besides, if you were to see a REAL fire drill in China it probably would be just as orderly as one held in the West, even with the Chinese language being as difficult as it is. Sometimes the term "Polish fire drill" is used to mean the same thing.
Billy is 16 and taking driver's ed. He pumped the accelerator too forcefully. He killed the engine and needs to wait a minute or two, then start it up again. Sitting next to him is the driving instructor Gerald. Gerald tells Billy that he's got it all fucked up like a Chinese fire drill.
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a person who likes to chomp or lick a chinese persons chode....the skin between a guys balls and butthole
Your a freaking chinese chode chomper.
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(sex move)
a group of chinese people doin it on a table
dude while i was taking a miracle turd the other day i was watching a porno showing 6 people doing a chinese table batch.
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When two people connect their dry anuses together via a double-sided dildo, count "1-2-3" and then pull out simultaneously on "3" to create two simultaneous pink socks.
I heard Ben and Matt got bored and made a chinese finger trap over the weekend! They had to get surgery afterwards.
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a mythical creature only found in ceratin areas of don kentfield's mind, although rare these cratures have the habit of waitng in public bathrooms espacially in latrines in order to kill its prey, also they enjoy playing halo in their super nintendo.
a chinese ninja cutted me in the bathroom at AITO.
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When someone grasps on to the head of their cock and at the same time with the same hand grasps onto someone elses and in unison strokes their cocks, not ever breaking the grip or the "trap"
I walk into the diner the other day and the waiter and a customer had their drawers drop and the waiter had their cocks lock in a Chinese Finger Trap.
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