Chuck Norris Hater

Someone who hates/dislikes Chuck Norris and his fan base, usually out of jealousy or misunderstanding, or just because they're assholes without a sense of humor.

Average person: "Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming... water just wants to be around him!"
Chuck Norris Hater: "ZORMGZ! Liek, Chuck nOrris joeks is LAme!!!11!!1!!1!!one!!1!1 HES A LOZER!!!1 wat good stuffz has HE evar DOnE???/
Average Person: "Well, actually, he -"
Hater: "LIEk ZOMGSsSZ!!!1!!one!!!1!1

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Chuck Norris Jokes

there ain't no Chuck Norris jokes but Chuck Norris facts,
if you ever joke about him you will explode in 1.05 second.
you never joke about the man.

person A, " Hey do you know about that Chuck Norris joke with the rainbow monkeys and roundhouse kick? "
person B, " OH SHITTT DUDE YOU'RE EXPLODING!"
person A, " Huh?" *EXPLODES.*
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person B, " That's why you should never mention Chuck Norris jokes.

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the chuck norris blaps

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move

apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.

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Chuck Norris Facts

A stupid unfunny internet meme that is older than Chuck himself, but is still used today. The meme is mostly used by dumb 13 year old kids who think that it makes them cool.

Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris Facts aren't funny.

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Chuck Noris

The most incredible creature ever to live. Also a sex god with a huge penis.

I saw chuck noris and now I don't know what to beleive in.

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Chuck Norris

A communist killing God

I pray to Chuck Norris every night for salvation

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chuck his pants

verb.

To have someone fling their pants at you, or towards you, in a manner that means they like you.

Keira Knightley was asked, "Are you getting more attention from guys now after the film 'King Arthur'?" and she responded, "I havn't had anyone chucking their pants at me!"

Hey Marie, do you think he would ever chuck his pants at me one day?

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