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An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.
Raft a crap
A ship full load of lies being told.
I think your telling me a raft a crap in the story your telling.
Attempt to do something and fail
Steve Smith said in regard to the Panther's performance today, "We crapped down our leg."
When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way
If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”
An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.
Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."
A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.
"I just spent 10 hours in the Crapping Room," Dave Said, "I missed my daughter's piano recital!"
Someone who lies about a lot of crap that isn't believable.
Person #1 "OMG! Kaitlin's telling a bunch of crappy lies again!"
Person #2 " Omg! She's such a crap giver"!