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the space between the testicles and the rectal opening
It felt very good to him when she rubbed his field of dreams.
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a specified team where omer aka the sniper does what he does best (snipes) mohammed aka the mask does what he does best (camp back clutch) adam aka mr rager does what he does best(expert in stupid guns, but the 2nd best sniper isnt bad i guess hes good with c4) babs aka the defuse does what he does best(ninja defuses) stopmad aka the hole does what he does best (eats) and finally caleb aka the tough dog does what he does best (acr and semtex pro). Together, these 6 conquer the search and destroy public matches of modern warfare 2.
shit bro we just got raped by the dream team.
why the hell is stopmad on the dream team?
get this fatty off the dream team.
does anyone think that caleb looks like a pug?
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People who constantly miss dream. They have a terrible reputation, because of loud minority, but most of them are genuinely nice people. They are almost everywhere and tend to be really annoying.
Most of dream stans just want to have fun and show appreciation and support to dream team, their comfort creators. Majority of them don't want a face reveal, respect dteam and their boundaries and don't ship them seriously. Stop generalising.
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Pickering, Ontario, Canada.
A magical place where all your dreams become reality.
"Where you from homie?"
"The City of Dreams"
"No way, I got a cousin out in Pickering. You know Ricky Samson?"
"Nah dude, now get out of my face"
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So much for your promises
They died the day you let me go
Caught up in a web of lies
But it was just too late to know
I thought it was you
Who would stand by my side
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You said you'd die for me
Woke up to reality
And found the future not so bright
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right
I thought it was you
Who would do me no wrong
But now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
From this empty heart
I thought it was you
Who said they'd die for love
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
Oh, no, no, no
You said you'd die for me
Oh, for
Die for me
So much for your promises
So much for your promises
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The dream Amexican comes to the US to accomplish. It usually involves cleaning toilets, mowing lawns and/or picking tomatoes and tends to include sending all the money back home.
Fred: "Jose what are you doing at John's house?"
Jose: "Just living the Amexican Dream."
Fred: "You can come live it at my house later on. I haven't mowed my lawn in about a month!"
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When you fall asleep while sitting on the toilet and have a dream about eating pudding, only to wake up eating poop.
"I wouldn't kiss him! He just woke up from a pudding dream!"
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