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When a loud YouTube ad comes on unexpectedly during an otherwise pleasant ASMR video. The scariest thing about ASMR videos are the ads; you never know when they are coming and how loud they'll be . It's like being raped by someone you trust.
ASMRSafeSpaceLady: Do you like when I touch your ears?
PTSD Survivor: Wow this is so relaxing and therapeutic
Unexpected Toyota Ad: WHOA OH, OH OH, OH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PTSD Survivor: OMG Ear Date Rape. Whyyy? I trusted you!*passes out; ears bleeding*
After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.
M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.
*BRAAAAAP*
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Dating people who are currently overweight, but have some beautiful features and, under the right circumstances including weight loss, has the potential to become very attractive and at that point out of your league. Although there is a very small possibility of this, a penny stock dater has decided to assume the risk and invest without any guarantees.
"Yo Bob... Remember Lisa last year, chubby but with the cute eyes? check that bitch out now after losing 40lbs.. Once she went for 20 cents now going for a Benjamin these days. Your ass should have invested in some penny stock dating when you had the chance."
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An extremely brief fantasy about a person, generally of a sexual nature, lasting only a few seconds. Micro-dates typically occur with complete strangers in passing but can also occur with friends and acquaintances.
The beautiful woman stepped into the elevator and Brad immediately had a micro-date.
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A discrete place where men "Sugar Daddies" and Ladies "Sugar Babies" go to meet for mutually beneficial relationships. The website allows a discrete and safe way for people to exchange their contact details for a small price. This could include an exchange of money, services to include the occasional fancy dinner, or quickie.
Cathy needed some money for college so she visited a sugar daddy dating website. Now, she has her college paid in full, a condo, and drives a BMW.
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to choose your friends over your girl/boyfriend.
usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthday party instead of her parent's wife swapping party, mates before dates."
or
"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"
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A subreddit of mentally ill and personality disordered women with CPTSD, bipolar, BPD and more, bashing men constantly rather than focusing on actual dating strategies.
FDS Woman 1: "Men are such scrotes! All they do is wank off, watch porn and live in flith! They're animals"
Normal Human: "Didn't you just have a maniac episode about two weeks ago? You off your meds again?"
FDS Woman 2: "SHUT UP! We're Queens! Female Dating Strategy is life. Hail Feminism! Definitely not insane. MISOGYNY!!!"
Normal Human: "Whatever you say..."
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