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joe: damn boy you got a foot long dingle dong!
jhon: what the fuck does that mean
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A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.
He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"
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Some kid in Africa that wrote a letter to an old guy named, Jack Nicholson. They talked about everything together, it was so beautiful, i cried. Did you?
oh well....
I had a tissue in one hand and a noodle in the other, so i did my noodle dance. It goes like this:
To the left, Uppy down, righty whitey, now do it again...(i'll wait for you...) ok, AND CLAP! Now grab your noodles and run around...."YAY! Noodle Noodle, Do the NoODlE daNCE!"
((((the end))))
1.Me and Nigga-digga-ding-dong heard this joke and it was the stupidest commercial we ever seened....
2.OH, NIGGA-DIGGA! YOU GOT A DING DONG. EAT IT!.
3.Thometimeth, i eat dead seagull farts, with my nigga-digga-ding-dong.
:) nummy.
THE END!
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A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.
James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.
Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.
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When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.
Let's Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce these fuckers tonight.
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Slang phrase in New England to refer to a person that is a mean bean.
A: Oh my god, you are literally the worst.
B: Stop being such a ding-dong on a bing-bong stick.
When a women goes from man to man trying to find love and all she gets is dick what a dumb broad always lookin for dong in all the wrong places
That bitch is either on her phone texting or bar hoppin with the mentally sick or on skankbook shes lookin for love in all the dong places hey dumbzilla whats up meet ya later at the loser pub for a ale ill buy ya drinks and we can bang and make retard babies
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