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A satisfying substitute used by the consumption of a non-alcoholic beverage or food item in place of an alcoholic drink after a long, rough day.
The kids were a real handful today, so this ice cream is my stiff drink substitute.
My boyfriend and I got into a fight and he bought me chocolate as an apology gift. Now I'm eating my stiff drink substitute.
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"Hey, 'Somewhere over the Rainbow' is playing."
"Sounds like an Irish Drinking Song to me! Bottoms up!"
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The act of licking, gurgling, and sometimes swallowing menstruation fluid.
"Meeza no finda no sandwich, so meeza gonna drinka da red sea and it smella like haddock"
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A innovative harm reduction system for overcoming alcohol withdrawl, making it much easier than "cold turkey".
The procedure is to drink 35% less alcohol the 1st and 2nd
day and then 45% less on day 3.
This is the Drinking Smart Chart
Example 12 beer a day drinker
Day 1: 35% of 12= 7.8 or drink 8
Day 2: 35% of 7.8= 5.07 or drink 5
Day 3: 45% of 5.07= 2.78 or drink 3
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Used when one person absolutely destroys somebody else on a skill based level. It can be only used when the superiority of one is taken into consideration, and proved to be unreliable.
When playing battleship, and your battleship is sunk, the other player would yell out "I drink your milkshake!"
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Drinking in pubs and clubs late into the night and into the morning.
Cosmo: "Hey Matt we should Stay out late drinking."
Matt: "Can't do that any more bro, I have to go home and look after my baby"
A golden shower where a woman drinks urine straight from the man's penis
Met a woman who was so dirty, she was drinking straight from the hose