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when you poop in a dry toilet and the turd stands on end like a soldier going to battle
Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.
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To give oral until the man is done or can no longer continue.
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When a female vows to go without sex for the whole month of January. Usually a New Years resolution.
I’ve set up a go fund me page as I’m
attempting dry fan Jan. Please donate if you can!
when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash
Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell
The audience found a performance sexually stimulating.
At the porn theater, Ben said the movie was so hot, there was not a dry seat in the house!
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The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy who has never had anal sex before without using lube. Doing this will be very horrible to the person being penetrated since it will be extremely tight and involve a lot of friction.
James: "Hey man, have you had sex with sally yet?"
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."
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Bomb made by using dry ice , hot water, and or one of the following
8oz. bottle
12 oz. bottle
1,2, and 3 liter bottles
Must be soda bottles water bottles will not work right
Q: What should we do to scare the neighbors?
A: Dry-Ice Bomb
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