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a male, that is usually small or skinny, who is effeminate in nature and/or appearance, usually primping, preening, flexing and doing duck lips in front of the mirror saying shit like "hey pretty boy, you like what you see~?" before winking and doing a gay ass little fairy hop or twirl, then awkwardly shuffling out of the bathroom like nothing happened, but there is usually an old woman occasionally throwing awkward glances in his direction because she heard everything.
john: hey jacob, did you see logan yesterday? he's such a fairy boy!
jacob: yeah man, *chuckles* the way he fluttered his eyelashes at me, i think he wants me bro-
john: ayooo!!! give him james charles' number dude!
sexy ass mama with the juiciest cheeks on the whole block. she'll give sloppy lick to any dog who gives her a bone. the only downside to this flawless specimen of middle aged mom is she fricks her own sons.
"bro, did you see that hot ass chick?"
"hell yeah, i clapped her, she's a real mern fairy.'
Baically getting your load blown on you after you blow it into her mouth.
Eric: damn max, how was kim last night
Max: well nate thought it would be funny if she gave me a fountain fairy.....it wasnt.
Eric: LOL!
Home challenged individual pulling coins out of a fountain.
Throw a penny in the fountain for the fountain fairy to grant your wish
Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.
I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.
FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)
When you are to fucked up and think there was 1 more cigarette added to you're pack.
Man I had 5 cigarettes last time I looked now I have 6 the cigarette fairy came.
When someone cleans something and it looks clean but it isn’t.
Omg! I can’t believe that this bar fairy liquided my wine glass!
At the party, Janet fairy liquided my plate after the last use! Now I have to use a dirty af plate!