February 13

the day when every single person doesn’t know what to do because it’s gonna be Valentine’s Day the next day so they panic and don’t know what to do or who to say yes to or who to ask and what to do it’s not the best day 🙄

Single Pringle: it’s February 13 the worst day of my life
Person:why?
Single Pringle:I don’t have a valentine for tmrw

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February 17

The day to jokingly ask out a short blonde girl

1: wanna go out?
2: Eww no
1: wooh I only asked cause it February 17

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February 19

A bad bleep day

Guy 1: when was your girl born?
Guy2: February 19
Guy 1: LUCKY

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February 19

If someone you know was born on this day you HAVE to kiss them RIGHT NOW

You have to kiss me right now I was born on February 19

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February 19

National Kiss Your homie Alex Day

On this day you must make out/ Kiss/Eat out

“I can’t wait till February 19 so I can kiss you homie

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February 28

Call your bf/gf daddy/mommy day

Girl: Hey Daddy
Boy: Why did you call me that babe
Girl: It’s February 28th, DUHHH!!!

Boy: Hey Mommy
Girl: Why did you call me that bae
Boy: It’s February 28th Mommy

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February 12

February twelve is the day you can get a vibe check pass, even if you don’t give vibe checks.

“Dude, it’s February 12. vibe check day. I’m vibe checking you”

“Goddammit Dave fine”

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