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Finger Monkey

1. An adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.

2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.

1. A finger monkey? I need to was my hands.

2. A finger monkey! Awesome!

by bru's clues April 29, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


diarrhea of the fingers

Quickly typing long and excessive statements when others usually abbreviate - usually over an instant or text message.

"I laughed at Stan's diarrhea of the fingers as he typed two paragraphs to me over AIM."

by pixieJen February 21, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fingers McGee

A Name Given to someone who loses two or more fingers in an industrial accident

Hey did you Hear that Steve lost a couple of fingers in the Meat Slicer? Yeah, looks like Fingers McGee will never play the piano again!

by Mr Fistinyous February 18, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkeys fingers

used to denote unusally long nipples

Man that bird was hot last night! Not only did she have an arse like a bun but she had nipples like monkeys fingers

by Robbie Parish July 13, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


finger-banger

A male/female, whos only quality is a nice orgasim through the finger.

by fin - gir- bang - er August 30, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


finger blasting

the act of a partner penetrating a female's vagina with one or more fingers

preferred, as a term, to finger banging by Adam Carolla of Loveline

Though Timmy had never finger blasted before, he got plenty of practice by picking his nose.

by Dave Shepherd June 21, 2004

145๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


Finger Job

When a guy or girl sticks there finger(s) into somone elses mouth, and moves it in and out as if the person who's mouth it is is giving a blow job. Can be funny, or really intimate.

Girl 1: So how was last night?
Girl 2: It was fun...but wile me and jackson were cuddling he stuck his finger in my mouth wile staring into my eyes. It was weird, but at the same time, sorta hot.
Girl 1: OH. You gave him a finger job.

Boy: Claire sucked on my fingers like they were my dick.
Boy 2: I hear she gives the best finger jobs.

by Sparky283 April 11, 2010

48๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž