duck feet

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna do some crack?

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stepping on a duck

the fart that comes out making a "QUACK" noise

ummm hortense? did u step on a duck?
no... it was yo momma!

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duck fit

Really mad, upset

your mother will have a duck fit if she knows what you're doing

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dead duck

To be a dead duck is to be doomed, similar to dead meat.

Don: If I don't bolt it before the police get here, I'll be a dead duck!

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pink duck

the large bright pink duck that follows you around everywhere you go and demands to be fed every 20 minutes. if you don't feed it... it will haunt you and eventually steal your soul. so be sure to feed the pink duck every 20 minutes these pink ducks will eventaully take over the world.

excuse me i need to feed the pink duck again... its hungry

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Duck Life

The Greatest Game Ever Made! Can Be Abbreviated As DL.
Also can be inspirational to people who are in deep depressions.

Dude! That Singer Is Such A DL! Duck Life
Dude! That Person Is Duck Lifing! Duck life

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duck rape

Duck rape means anal violation of a duck.

Often very noisy.

Donald Duck hid in the corner of his duck pen, fearing what was to come next.

Ned said, "Time for some duck rape!"

He scooped Donald up and lowered him onto his swollen tadger.

The pained quacking was terrible.

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