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A french woman who has red hair, and you would like to procreate with.
"I found myself a french fire last night at the Louvre."
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Tongue-in-cheek colloquialism particularly popular in the United Kingdom to refer to the act of surrendering - to launch a "French assault" is to surrender. Associated with the surrender of Paris to invading German forces in 1940 and the subsequently collaborationism of the Vichy French Government.
We were all expecting a ruthless barrage that night, but instead the enemy offered little more than a French assault.
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A turd.
Man, I gotta drop a French Buscuit off in the toilet, it' has been baking all day like a bun in the oven.
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A phrase given new meaning by the outfit Venus Williams wore there in 2010. It malfunctioned, or rather functioned, to reveal her rear end, and was caught in a photo that became iconic almost immediately.
Did you see that picture of Venus at the French Open? That fine badonkadonk fell out. Mmm. Mmm, mmm.
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A womans vagina or woolybooga
I finally got me a piece of the pie... french pie.
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To lick off the sweat of a mans under-testicles.
Or to have the sweat of a mans under-testicles rubbed on your head, often times the mouth.
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A sexual act of draping garlic cloves (or a pearl necklace if the garlic cloves are too big) around the shaft of the penis to imitate a Frenchman, and then having your sexual partner tongue your balls as if they were French-kissing them.
Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.
Ah, things got a bit heated and I got a bit of French Bollocking. Shit was so cash.
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