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An absolute nightmare to have.
Friends who are toxic are often negative about everything, they talk a lot of shit behind your back, they turn your friends against you and they're generally hated by everyone. Not to mention that they don't congratulate you about ANYTHING.
A toxic friend may seem alright for the first few times but when there are other people around they won't hesitate to embarrass you.
These remorseless pieces of shit must be exterminated otherwise more and more people will suffer.
Oh my fucking god, I hate David so much! He's such a toxic friend.
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Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal.
Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!"
Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax."
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Situation: This happens when you introduce two of your friends that didn't know each other before and then suddenly they become best of friends and start doing things together without including you when you were the one that introduced them.
Mandy: "Why don't you and Terry hang out anymore?"
Kathy: "She is friend cheating on me with Lesile"
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Someone who you don't actually like, but you hang around because you feel bad for them and/or you don't want to hurt their feelings. It's likely that a pity friend will end up either bugging you constantly or hardly ever speaking to you. Having a pity friend technically counts as being a fake friend, however it is somewhat different in that, unless you're really an asshole, you'll likely end up trying not to do anything to purposefully hurt them. Pity friendships are usually established in an attempt to be nice to the friend. However, it's not a healthy friendship to stay in for long, and you should end as quickly as possible, especially if the friend ends up a burden on you.
I need to cut ties with my pity friend, they're really stressing me out.
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Someone you don’t treat the same as your other friends. Like you could be all hyper and having fun with your friend then once they’re unavailable you talk to your side friend and don’t act the same and act more dry with them. Also the side friend can show more and participate more in the “friendship” while the “friend” is only talking to them just to talk to them waiting for their real friend to call them back
*On FaceTime with a friend* (Hyper, talking a lot, laughing a lot)
*On FaceTime with a side friend* (Dry, barely talking, could repeating the same simple word after the side friend says something)
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Short for Friend Capitalization Point, this is the maximum amount of friends you can get on social networking sites such as Myspace and especially facebook, based through real life interactions.
Person A: I haven't gotten any new friend requests from people at my school on facebook lately...
Person B: You have like 100 friends on there! I think you've reached your friend cap...
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People you hang out with for the sole purpose of looks and appeal. Usually an asset of social climbers and douches alike. Usually in the form of an entourage, fashion friends can range from your personal hair dresser to youtube vloggers.
"Ever since you started only hanging out with your fashion friends, you've gained more followers on Instagram, but you're still a douche.
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