German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

classic german

Minecraft xrayer (mostly German but not mandationary)

Mineman992: lmao this guy has a diamond rate of 200 diamonds an hour
Mineman69: haha classic German

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

Night german

A phrase used by people online to "loophole" using the N-word in places the N-word is blocked or banned.
"NIGht GERman",

"NIG-GER".

1"i dont like night germans"
2"night germans?"
1" you know, NIGht GERmans"
2 "oh"

German howitzer

When you eat to much German food and you end up taking the biggest dump ever

I went to octoberfest and ate so much I ended up delivering the German howitzer

German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.

Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions

The german pineapple

When a person has a miniature pineapple shoved in their anus while wearing a german SS uniform screaming NEIN!

I heard jimmy did the german pineapple